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@ 2009-07-05 16:21:00
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Quitting Is Serious Business


Apparently Palin has resigned in order to become the Duchess of ButtHurtopia in the Whutistan:
How sad that Washington and the media will never understand; it’s about country. And though it's honorable for countless others to leave their positions for a higher calling and without finishing a term, of course we know by now, for some reason a different standard applies for the decisions I make. But every American understands what it takes to make a decision because it’s right for all, including your family.
Sarah? The "countless others" who stepped down without getting elected or appointed to another office were forced out by scandal or illness. Not because they've decided to echo EvilWillow with "bored now."

Palin's speech included a cryptic references to "I think much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother Trig mocked by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently." The full story is an awesome tale of Palin vs. the lulz resulting from her trying to silence criticism with bullshit about her kid.

A common form of political mockery is to depict political allies or rivals as parent and child. Some obscure blogger took a photo of Palin and Trig and superimposed the face of Alaskan right wing talk show host Eddie Burke - who was suspended for calling organizers of an anti-Palin rally maggots and broadcasting their home phone numbers on the air. The joke was obvious, and clearly not an attack on her kid.

In response Palin released a statement which began: "Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother's love for a special needs child". Why yes, you can now light a candle under a gold inlaid version of it at the Wasilla Eastern Orthodox Church.

And from there the lulz flowed.

Meanwhile, this Saturday Palin used twitter to threaten legal action against, as Wonkette put it, "MSNBC, the New York Times, the Huffington Post, the Washington Post, individual bloggers in Alaska, and other such anti-Palin forces such as 'rain on your wedding day' and static cling."

Some of the best photoshops are below the cut.













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[info]tx_cronopio
2009-07-05 09:25 pm UTC (link)
It's just hard to imagine it getting any weirder, and THEN IT DOES.

Kudus to that lawyer, though. He found the perfect client -- dumb with lots of money.

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[info]imperialshotgun
2009-07-05 09:32 pm UTC (link)
Since when is "cashing in on my notoriety with plum speaking fees" considered a higher calling?

Also, maximum LULZ to the Eraserhead/Lady In The Radiator pic.

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[info]eschewv
2009-07-06 02:40 am UTC (link)
x2!

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[info]sophieholloway
2009-07-05 09:36 pm UTC (link)
"Duchess of ButtHurtopia in the Whutistan" has now entered my everyday lexicon. Thank you for that.

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[info]kmarkhoover
2009-07-05 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Who am I gonna get to point at and laugh so hard I soil myself in the Repub party if she goes away for good?

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[info]exblawg
2009-07-06 05:44 am UTC (link)
Let me go out on a limb here and say that her ability to be distracted and lack of commitment has always been good for Alaska. See, she just isn't that good at getting anything done.

So, in a strange way I will miss her.

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[info]jpeace
2009-07-06 06:27 am UTC (link)
In response Palin released a statement which began: "Recently we learned of a malicious desecration of a photo of the Governor and baby Trig that has become an iconic representation of a mother's love for a special needs child". Why yes, you can now light a candle under a gold inlaid version of it at the Wasilla Eastern Orthodox Church.

I want this bottled so I can drink it a few years later.

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[info]popelizbet
2009-07-06 01:45 pm UTC (link)
I've been watching the Palin vlogs Sara Benincasa and Diana Saez did during the election. This was also good laughter-fuel.

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[info]fengi
2009-07-06 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Despite all of her flaws been rooted in coherent and rather serious issues, Palin combines it all in such an absurd way she's at the edge of being an outsider performance artist.

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[info]popelizbet
2009-07-06 03:15 pm UTC (link)
It's one of the reason I like the vlogs so much: obviously there's more to her than Benincasa's performance, but so much of it seems like it could be just barely an exaggeration, like her getting upset by the ice bridge over the Bering Strait.

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[info]abilard
2009-07-06 03:34 pm UTC (link)

I would prefer Evil Willow to Palin.

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[info]jenlight
2009-07-06 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Who wouldn't!

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[info]roseyv
2009-07-06 04:17 pm UTC (link)
You know, if this woman ever figures out that the best thing she could possibly do for herself, her kids, her career, her party, and the universe at large would be to just shut the fuck up for ten blessed minutes, it could actually ... well, I suppose, spell the potential end of all life on earth by the year 2013, so maybe it 's for the best that she just keeps on doing what she does best.

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[info]jenlight
2009-07-06 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Sarah Palin: Making women look bad since whenever it was we were informed she existed.

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