Greetings Fellow Comstoks! ([info]fengi) wrote,
@ 2008-11-04 20:13:00
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You could have voted for the guy who's car runs on water.
Here is the entire Florida presidential results with 41% precincts reporting (according to the New York Times):

Barack Obama - Democrat - 2,452,956 - 51.0%

John McCain - Republican - 2,316,813 - 48.2

Ralph Nader - Ralph Nader Party?* - 16,084 - 0.3
I had trouble finding the name of his actual party on his site. Is it something embarrassing?
Bob Barr - Libertarian - 9,939 - 0.2

Chuck Baldwin - Constitution Party - 4,483 - 0.1

Representative quote: "No foreign government or world government body or entity, not even an ally or neighbor of the US is allowed to own any portion of US roads, airports, homes, buildings, lands, waters, resources (oil, gas, precious metals, minerals, etc,), religious facilities (no matter what faith), stocks, bonds, US treasury notes..." and it goes on.
Cynthia McKinney - Green - 1,635 - 0.0

Alan Keyes - America's Independent Party - 1,483 - 0.0

According to one Keyes affiliated website: "Joe the plumber says Alan Keyes 'could probably fix this country in two years'".
Gloria La Riva Party for Socialism and Liberation - 1,042 - 0.0

Charles Jay - Boston Tea Pary - 531 - 0.0
Jay wins points for running with a website he hasn't updated since 2004 and a blank site.
James Harris - Socialist Workers Party - 388 - 0.0

Thomas Stevens Objectivist Party - 351 - 0.0
I'm happy two socialists are beating the Objectivist, but sad at the clowns who get more than all of them put together.
Brian Moore - Socialist Party USA - 332 - 0.0

Gene Amondson - Prohibition Party Candidate - 305 - 0.0
No lie. A Billy Sunday impersonator running on one plank - no booze.



Bonus points for his website containing links to his oil paintings and wood carvings. Plus, his car runs on water.


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[info]lawgeekgurl
2008-11-05 02:15 am UTC (link)
the Constitution Party are a buncha whackjobs. They have several candidates on the ballot in Oregon too.

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[info]fengi
2008-11-05 02:16 am UTC (link)
I'm just mad I didn't vote for the buy who's car RUNS ON WATER!

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[info]lawgeekgurl
2008-11-05 02:26 am UTC (link)
clearly we need to bring back Free Soilers and the Whigs, just to keep things interesting. (Also, the Constitution Party thinks we should dismantle all US bases overseas. Because defense is just for wussies.)

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[info]fengi
2008-11-05 02:35 am UTC (link)
You and your new fangled Whigs. If he ain't a Know-Nothing he ain't worth spit.

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[info]nom_de_grr
2008-11-05 02:19 am UTC (link)
Light Party! Write in Da Vid!

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[info]seriesfinale
2008-11-05 02:24 am UTC (link)
Gene Amondson wouldn't be very happy with me right now...we're nearing the end of bottle #1 and about to crack #2 with one sitting on ice

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[info]pretzelcoatl
2008-11-05 02:33 am UTC (link)
Oh shit, I haven't even started yet.

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[info]soleta_nf
2008-11-05 04:38 am UTC (link)
That's a bizarre prohibition poster.

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