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Speaking of wrong reactions [May. 9th, 2012|10:36 pm]
I suspect it's inappropriate that my favorite part of Obama's announcement is that it makes Choire Sicha look like outrage mining bandwagon chasing d-bag, who is now stumbling on the walkback from "it will never happen because gay hating Christians never change and if you think otherwise you're a fool!" Which is difficult because smug definitely does not evolve.
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In touch with my inner radio morning zoo team. [May. 9th, 2012|07:30 am]
Something I said this morning while Deadend Margo and I were discussing current events: "Goodbye Maurice Sendak...and helloooo Queen Latifah!"
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Under a cut tag, appropo of nothing, outtakes of David Bowie's Heroes album cover [May. 5th, 2012|08:53 pm]
He looks like Dave Foley in some. )
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Well, fuck [May. 4th, 2012|02:47 pm]


One thing about getting older is your pop faves start dying of adult stuff, even the ones you thought would enjoy living long enough to become irrelevant and retired then becoming interesting in an antique way. He's gone and Dick Cheney is still here. Fate is unkind.
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May Day [May. 1st, 2012|10:18 pm]
After a month of adjusting to the new job, I'm going to try posting something each day. I guess I could have skipped today with the excuse of the general strike, but that wasn't happening in Chicago anyway. Instead there was a march for worker and immigrant rights, two things for which Chicago's May 1 is known.

I like Chicago's Occupy folks, because they are thoughtful, diverse (thanks to older grassroots organizations who are determined not to let major activism opportunities be segregated) and unafraid to disagree and discuss in wonkish ways. Here are excerpts from the Occupy Chicago Tribune article about May Day:
Before there was the NATO summit or the Occupy movement, there was May Day, born and bred in Chicago...But Chicago is one of the few locations and the largest major city whose Occupy movement did not vote for a general strike on May 1, opting instead for “A Day for the 99%.”

Kyla Bourne, a member of Occupy Chicago’s NATO Summit, May Day and Labor Working Groups, acknowledged in an email conversation with the Occupied Chicago Tribune that the OChi General Assembly’s decision to not endorse the general strike call "has been contentious to say the least."...An awareness of Occupy’s complex and not always unproblematic relationship with labor groups, especially when it comes to what a strike means and who gets to call one, seems to have informed the Chicago GA’s thinking. Bourne explained it thus:
A general strike is something very different than just calling into sick for work for one day to march, blockade, etc. This opinion is by no means unanimous, but many felt that it would be a disservice to the history of labor struggle to call for something that would be impossible: a genuine general strike, that involves a halt in the means of production as the labor force refuses to work, indefinitely. I think the excitement around the ‘general strike’ speaks to a lack of education of the history of labor struggle in this country, an ignorance that corporate universities are only too eager to perpetuate. That said, I love how many people are now learning about the history of May 1st thanks to this call.
Read more... )

...At one point, May 1 was also the day Adbusters had called (without talking with Occupy Chicago first) for people to descend upon Chicago and pitch tents as part of a month-long protest against the G8 and NATO summits (although that seems to have been supplanted in the minds of the Vancouver design magazine by plans for a “Laughriot,” whatever that may be). Now, NATO is likely to cast a shadow over May Day in Chicago for a different reason: Because by Tuesday, heavily armed federal agents may be patrolling the “Red Zone,” encompassing some of the march route as well as Occupy Chicago’s first home at LaSalle and Jackson.
I'll admit to a personal, selfish take on the general strike concept: as someone who just started a new job and won't get any time off (not even sick days) for months. Having to miss out on the solidarity was bad enough, being deemed a scab because my health makes insurance a necessity would make me a wee resentful.

Especially if it came from guys like James Cox (part of Ochi's social media committee) who took to Twitter to complain about not having a general strike with the hashtag "#ThisOccupationNeedsBiggerBalls" Because what a movement for social change needs is yet more patriarchal, fratboy, jock asshole posturing.

Anyway it's going to be an interesting time in Chicago as the general populace - more specifically the part which considers itself exempt from cop aggression - deals with a minor, but actual, police occupation.

EDITED TO ADD: It was inspiring that so many people, even at my job, were speaking of May Day as a real thing. It gives me hope.
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Grown Ups Being Very Earnest About Things [Apr. 24th, 2012|10:47 pm]
Excerpted below is one of my favorite essays. It's cranky yet perceptive. When I read it as a kid it tweaked my perceptions of adulthood and my own emergent self-regard. As an adult, it's still pointed for all of its flaws.

I've edited it for length and material which hasn't dated well (in references and cultural attitude):
Why Being Serious Is Hard
by Russell Baker

Here is a letter of friendly advice. "Be serious," it says. What it means, of course, is, "Be solemn." The distinction between being serious and being solemn seems to be vanishing among Americans, just as surely as the distinction between "now" and "presently" and the distinction between liberty and making a mess.

Being solemn is easy. Being serious is hard. You probably have to be born serious, or at least go through a very interesting childhood. Children almost always begin by being serious, which is what makes them so entertaining when compared to adults as a class.

Adults, on the whole, are solemn. The transition from seriousness to solemnity occurs in adolescence, a period in which Nature, for reasons of her own, plunges people into foolish frivolity. During this period the organism struggles to regain dignity by recovering childhood's genius for seriousness. It is usually a hopeless cause.

As a result, you have to settle for solemnity. Being solemn has almost nothing to do with being serious, but on the other hand, you can't go on being adolescent forever, unless you are in the performing arts, and anyhow most people can't tell the difference...I make no apology for being solemn rather than serious. Nor should anyone else. It is the national attitude. It is perfectly understandable...It is hard to be Shakespeare...It is hard to be serious.

And yet, one cannot go on toward eternity without some flimsy attempt at dignity. Adolescence will not do. One must at least make the effort to resume childhood's lost seriousness, and so, with the best of intentions, one tries his best, only to end up being vastly, uninterestingly solemn.

Writing sentences that use "One" as a pronoun is solemn. Making pronouncements on American society is solemn. Turning yourself off when pronouncements threaten to gush is not exactly serious, although it shows a shred of wisdom.
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Heart Beat Music [Apr. 23rd, 2012|11:01 pm]








throb throb throb )
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The sort of song which makes me sad. [Apr. 15th, 2012|03:24 pm]
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Cabin in the Dialectic [Apr. 14th, 2012|12:01 am]
I went to a radio/tv/film school in which the freshman introductory course centered on two texts: John Berger's Ways of Seeing and How to Read Donald Duck by Ariel Dorfman and Armand Mattelart. Which means as a viewer, I am a quasi-marxist hammer who sees the nail of capitalist critique in every film.

That said, in recent years many b-movies I've actually paid to see and didn't entirely suck have been informed by plutocratic malaise: In Time, Daybreakers, The Other Guys (which included animated infographics about the 2008 crash during the closing credits), Haywire and Horrible Bosses.

Cabin in the Woods is another imperfect but clever entertainment with an obvious but enjoyable layer of metaphor loose enough to permit a few idle interpretations over coffee or a bong (or both).

At the end, however, I swear to god the Invisible Hand becomes corporeal and crushes the world.


Back in 2009 I flirted with writing sketches about Marx-Cthulhuism but it petered out after one halfhearted attempt (although now that I own an iPad it creeps me out).

Cabin In The Woods isn't Marx-Cthulhuism, but it lurches within range, close enough to give me a thrill.
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Fighting fire with fire gets burned [Apr. 12th, 2012|01:01 pm]
I'm somewhat surprised that there are no posts on my LJ about the DOJ anti-trust lawsuit over e-book price-fixing. This mostly reflects the state of Livejournal, but there is also little discussion on the mass of blogs on my feed. My theory is everyone inclined to spout off on the topic are also prone to think a bit before doing so.

It is a convoluted issue. My first reaction is how much it sucks that the primary defense against a predatory corporate strategy was another predatory corporate strategy. Now one is being dismantled, which should be cheering except the consequences are at best mixed for the non-corporate participants.

All I know for sure is it's never good when the market is cornered.
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Can't wait, right [info]nihilistic_kid? [Apr. 8th, 2012|09:33 am]
So there's this new movie in production in which vampire Jack Kerouac and magician-in-training Alan Ginsberg must team up to defeat Lucien Carr after he misuses his beatnik powers and kills a serial killer. They are assisted by a time traveling William S. Burroughs.

Links for the confused. )
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There's an uprising all right - in my pants! [Apr. 6th, 2012|12:50 pm]
Every Sunday Deadend Margo and I speculate what the cover of the NYT Magazine will be: white guy or abstract concept? Because a majority of the time, it's one or the other. Next along the heirarchy is any male, white ladies, landscapes, etc. then women of color.

This Sunday is no different as the cover is devoted to "Silly Video Games", but there is a major feature about a woman of color.

It's titled:
Camila Vallejo, the World’s Most Glamorous Revolutionary
Excerpts from the first two paragraphs:
The hotel had a musty, Pinochet-era atmosphere... when the bartenders found out that my friends and I were going to the student march, they cut lemons for us... In case of tear gas ...With guarded smiles, they let us know they supported the Chilean student movement and especially its most prominent leader, Camila Vallejo. A bartender said, “La Camila es valiente”; he laughed and added, “Está bien buena la mina” — “She’s hot.”

Camila Vallejo, the 23-year-old president of the University of Chile student federation (FECH), a Botticelli beauty who wears a silver nose ring and studies geography, was the most prominent leader of a student protest movement that had paralyzed the country...
What follows is mostly about rebellion, economics and history - plus a spicy hot chica! Thank goodness there's unrest back in a region where you can drool over the exotics openly. The Arab Spring was so chaste.
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You weren't using that anyway. [Apr. 5th, 2012|08:29 pm]
National broadcasting system to be sold for parts and replaced by a Mountie holding a flipbook entitled "Steven Harper Strangles a Kitten".
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Dear Male Rock Writers [Mar. 31st, 2012|08:20 am]
Stop writing shit like this:
Look, let's not rehash this whole "OMG GIRLS CAN ROCK" thing, OK? They can.
Having this be the first sentence is fucking rehashing in the most smarmy, condescending way possible, dickweed. "Just in case you forgot this is how men see you, let me stroke myself for not doing so...ladies."

It's painfully obvious you're exicited by hot chicks who rock and frustrated you can't say it. And it draws attention to other subtext:
And the most surprising thing is that there's a fair amount of emotional vulnerability running through these songs that just adds another delicious layer to the proceedings...Don't worry, things never get maudlin but it's refreshing to see honest emotion instead of swagger and posturing in punk rock.
They are neither manly bitches nor too femme. It's so unusual and amazing, like seeing a cat who can fetch.

Also: not fooling anyone by pretending most punk is emo free swagger.
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Pop Culture Poe's Law Featuring The Other Poe. [Mar. 30th, 2012|08:43 am]
I eagerly anticipate Accelerated Culture featuring Jason Statham as Douglas Coupland fighting Triad Thugs in Vancouver.



What happens when feature development receives a memo meant for Funny Or Die.
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What is this with the signs and vocalizations conveying concepts? [Mar. 29th, 2012|11:57 am]
Since it's inception, Newsweek's primary audience is space aliens who have newly arrived on earth.

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(no subject) [Mar. 29th, 2012|11:32 am]


Source
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A Big Hot Cup [Mar. 29th, 2012|10:14 am]


...then they switched to Republican Blend.
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I Like It Two Years Too Late [Mar. 27th, 2012|01:08 pm]
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Coming out of the closet in Basic HTML [Mar. 27th, 2012|12:39 pm]
"Have you told your parents you don't use style sheets? That's the hardest part."
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