| Sugar on a bowl of shit. |
[Dec. 22nd, 2009|10:21 pm] |
"The perfect is the enemy of the good" is a fact free aphorism. Something isn't better than nothing, when something legally obligates everyone to give money to corporations exempt from anti-trust law who can charge 300% for pre-existing conditions based on age.
Here's some with a bit more grounding:The great corporations which we have grown to speak of rather loosely as trusts are the creatures of the State, and the State not only has the right to control them, but it is duty bound to control them wherever the need of such control is shown. Also: Political parties exist to secure responsible government and to execute the will of the people. From these great tasks both of the old parties have turned aside. Instead of instruments to promote the general welfare they have become the tools of corrupt interests, which use them impartially to serve their selfish purposes. Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people. To destroy this invisible government, to dissolve the unholy alliance between corrupt business and corrupt politics, is the first task of the statesmanship of the day. These things weren't said by Ralph Nader, but a fucking goddamn President. A jingoistic gun-happy Republican President who was no enemy of rich people. Goddamn, he'd be ashamed of those fuckwads now - hell, he'd be frustrated with almost all of those in DC and it's not like politics was squeaky clean and simple back then. |
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| They don't need our money. |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|10:03 am] |
The starting rate for getting into Holy Land (without parking, food, etc.) is $35 per person. A bit of a steep price for ironic thrills when there's acres of nature around.

It's manatee season at Blue Spring State Park, so we're going there instead.
When it comes to some dude undergoing a dinner theater crucifiction or sea cows, we have a bias.
 In fact, Jesus may have come back as this guy. |
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| Extremely late to this cute party. |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|06:44 am] |
I was doing an image search and I came across this. Oh em gee, so cute, so sad.

May 2007: A group of orphaned baby owls snuggle up to a cuddly toy which has become their surrogate mum after they were found on the brink of death in the wild.
Two of them, brother and sister Oscar and Olivia, aged four weeks were brought in by a concerned dog walker who found them being clawed to death by a pair of cats. A fluffy baby aged around six weeks called Thomas was taken to the animal centre by a member of the public who spotted him lying on the edge of a busy road. And tiny eight-week-old Tamsin narrowly escaped a nasty end when she was discovered by a cyclist tottering along a popular bike path through a forest.
All four of the nocturnal creatures are now being cared for by experts at the New Forest Otter, Owl & Wildlife Park at Longdown in the New Forest, Hants.
After a tough start in life, they are being fed up to full strength in the park's hospital quarters, where they crave love from their surrogate mum.
The park's animal manager, John Crooks, said the little chicks may have got lost from their mums in the Hampshire countryside after wandering off before they could fly.
Or they may also have been forced out of the nest by their parents if they were the youngest of a large brood to hatch.
He said: "There's a lot of misinformation about tawny owls. They're perceived to be very wise animals because of their appearance but really they're not very bright at all.
...once their wings and adult feathers are grown, they will be moved to an aviary to spend another month or two learning to fly and building up their muscles. Experts hope to be able to release the orphans back into the wild when they reach the age of three to four months.
...The group have all bonded and snuggle up close to each other and to the cuddly toy owl dubbed 'mummy owl', which has to be washed regularly because she gets so much love.
The babies are also making their first attempts at flight by jumping off objects and flapping their little wings.
The tiny chicks stand just a few inches tall at the moment, but within a couple of months they will grow to be around one foot tall.
...Park keepers are also worried because owl breeding has been unusually early this year - a phenomenon they believe is evidence of global warming. |
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| We are In Orlando to see Jesus Get Nailed |
[Dec. 20th, 2009|06:26 pm] |

Deadend Margo and I are in Orlando Florida for the holiday. Tommorow we're going to The Holy Land Experience and right after, we'll cross the Interstate to stop in the gigantic Target in Millenia Plaza (shown here under constrution).
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| The Shock Doctors |
[Dec. 18th, 2009|10:38 am] |
The Health Care debacle was presaged by the Iraq War.
Just think: In that war, we hired private contractors to do jobs the military used to do with training and a tradition (if not reality) of honor. For billions more we get private firms who rape fellow employees, kill civilians while violating rules of engagement, take bribes to help corrupt officials escape prosecution, all while taking pictures of themselves doing ass shots and enjoying immunity from American and Iraqui law. They also screw over their own employees whenever they can, and can't even install a plumbing and lighting without racking up a body count. Meanwhile our actual military continues to surpass private contractors whenever they do the same task, except they're not only at risk of death and horrible injury from taking a shower, they get paid shit and face a system which will attempt to give less than the minimum mandatory compenstation for injury and death at all times.
This has gone on for a decade without the patriots of our nation who allegedly love our troops saying shit. No one has pointed out how insane it is to overpay private firms to do a worse job.
Why are we suprised there's a bill which obligates private citizens to spend money - a tax in all but name - on private businesses who are openly determined to do a worse job than medicare?
EDITED TO ADD: I should make clear I'm still shocked, even though I suppose I shouldn't be. I honestly thought the worst outcome would be no bill or some tiny improvement pretending to be big. Not this. |
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| Newspaper Trend Pieces: For When Wikipedia Is Too Nit-Picky |
[Dec. 18th, 2009|10:13 am] |
It's good to know shitty lifestyle writing isn't confined to American local news. Courtesey of twosnoos a London Times article about the hot new poetry slam scene in England:Poetry slams began across the Atlantic. In 1981, a factory worker in Chicago grew tired of the dull, pretentious atmosphere of traditional recitals and introduced a competitive element to poetry performances occupying strict time-slots. The legacy of that innovation has been Def Poetry, a high-profile national competition that is screened every year in the US on the HBO television network. |
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| Fig 1: Unacceptable Hairstyles. |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|09:30 am] |

Stills from a video related to this story. Favorite quotes:The district is known for standing tough on its dress code. Earlier this year, a seventh-grader in the district was sent home for wearing black skinny pants. His parents chose to home-school him.
On its Web site, the district defends its code, saying "students who dress and groom themselves neatly, and in an acceptable and appropriate manner, are more likely to become constructive members of the society in which we live." |
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| One can save on dev/ops with the premise the enemy are idiots. |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|09:21 am] |
From an article pointed out by jwz:Militants in Iraq have used $26 off-the-shelf software to intercept live video feeds from U.S. Predator drones, potentially providing them with information they need to evade or monitor U.S. military operations. Senior defense and intelligence officials said Iranian-backed insurgents intercepted the video feeds by taking advantage of an unprotected communications link in some of the remotely flown planes' systems...The potential drone vulnerability lies in an unencrypted downlink between the unmanned craft and ground control. The U.S. government has known about the flaw since the U.S. campaign in Bosnia in the 1990s, current and former officials said. But the Pentagon assumed local adversaries wouldn't know how to exploit it, the officials said. On the original post, michaelkvance comments: Predator drones? There's an app for that(tm). |
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| Number 2 All Over Us |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|11:11 am] |
The entire health bill is a chaotic mess of multiple versions, so clearly there's other shady business going down while everyone freaks about the public option.
Take a key point even some crazed teabaggers think is important: getting rid of pre-existing conditions.
This is not a simple thing. One can't just say, "no exceptions for chronic and long term conditions" as a market based system will produce discrimatory pricing, unmanagable costs for providers or both. One must ensure companies can't exclude customers by other means and expensive customers won't create real or contrived bankruptcy. Even if the health industry wasn't fighting this, creating something which met all needs would be complex.
Of course, there's two simple answers: 1) universal health care; 2) pass something meaningless and claim it works.
The first ain't happening, so I suspect the second went down some time ago.
As many versions of the bill have a form of mandatory coverage, I suspect the end result will be like mandatory auto insurance. Lost of folks will end up buying some wonky policy which meets minimum requirements but isn't worth shit if one actually tries to use it. |
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| Unintended Side Effect |
[Dec. 16th, 2009|08:20 am] |
By now, you've probably seen the cute/weird/scary (depending on your point of view) footage of the Octopus grabbing coconuts and using them as tools. It's prompted a lot of squee and awe, though it's not the first evidence they can use tools and are capable of complex thought and emotions.
My second reaction, however, is this: Fuck, I'm never eating calamari again. It's like snacking on a monkey, elephant or dolphin. Yes I know the sea kittens crowd will chide me for my exceptionalism - I don't think being a carnivore is wrong, but if you're a carnivore with a brain you've got boundaries.
UPDATE: I've just been informed that calamari is squid. Talentless, stupid, tasty squid. I'm relieved. |
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| Recommended Link |
[Dec. 15th, 2009|09:36 pm] |
If you want an idiosyncratic, lively, bitter and rumor-filled, and ultimately hilariously depressing inside look at the meltdown of a company which once competed with Starbucks as the symbol of upscale chain-store gentrification, read iworkatborders. |
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| James Chartrand is kind of a dick. |
[Dec. 15th, 2009|10:29 am] |
You may have read about James Chartrand - owner of the the Men With Pens web design and copywriting firm who confessed to being a woman who took a male identity to get work. As she tells it, it's a tale of responding to sexism against women writers:Using a male pseudonym when you’re a woman isn’t anything new. Writers have been doing it for centuries. George Eliot, George Sand, Isak Dinesen...Why did they do it? To have their work accepted, because women weren’t supposed to be writers. Their work had a much better chance if their audience didn’t have to get over initial skepticism that a woman could write at all, much less do it well.
Since then, we’ve had feminism...And yet apparently we haven’t gotten past those 19th century stigmas.
The evidence was right there in front of me.
I never wanted to be an activist, or to fight the world. I’m not interested in clawing my way up a ladder to a glass ceiling...I just want to earn a living and be respected for my skills. I want my kids to be happy and have access to what they need. I want them to go to university and have good opportunities in life. It's a depressing and eloquent tale about sexism today.Except her confession didn't address the entire story.
Amanda Hess at The Sexist blog points out James Chartrand wasn't just a male name, he was a persona, one which referred to his one female employee as perky and a good cook and:"...regularly used photos of naked women to illustrate her posts...occasionally essentialized women -”all the women” loved Jerry McGuire, Chartland wrote -while conveniently placing herself outside of the gender categories she set for them...used a photograph of a man silencing a woman with his hand as the logo...When a few commenters noted that the photographed failed to create an “inviting community for women,” Chartrand replied: “Photography is very subjective. You see a woman being terrorized. I see a man helping a woman stay quiet so he can save her life.” "James" also wrote this about Mommy Bloggers:No one appreciates them, they bitch and whine, and they feel they aren’t taken seriously in the business world.
Before I have my comment section filled up with nasty remarks about how I hate women and my email bombarded with insulted letters telling me that I have no idea what I’m talking about, let me reassure you that I fully understand the hardships of both being a mother and working from home. I respect work-at-home mothers.
Many blogs run by women, managed by women and read by women seem to have an unspoken “all men beware” mantra. They’re full of posts and comments that leave me the distinct impression that these women wield their feminism like a spiked mace sword.
It’s scary.
Woe to the man that steps foot in those online communities of female bloggers with children.
On the few occasions that I’ve risked my balls to post a comment on a mommy blog, I noticed my comments were skipped over as if they (I?) didn’t even exist. Sometimes my comments get a sharp, snappy, “piss off” kind of remark in reply. Sometimes I’m absolutely bashed, and I have a hard time figuring out why.
I don’t understand that. Yes, I understand catering to a female/mother audience and forming a blog community. I understand forming an online personality. I understand discussing the difficulties of working while raising children and maintaining a household.
I don’t understand making male readers and participants feel unwelcome. I know plenty of mothers who blog and who come off as… well, bloggers who are mothers. They don’t perpetuate the stereotype of a frazzle Mom trying to work in a household of chaos. They don’t try to shave the balls of all males who dare to visit the blog. They don’t discount opinions from men. Everyone is equal. This is the same woman who's confession repeatedly seeks reader sympathy by citing her love of her kids and being "Bossed around, degraded, condescended to" for being a woman and a mother.
Whatever I could say about this is best summed up by Amanda Hess:Chartrand claims to have testicles in order to avoid being lumped in with all those whining, stereotypical mommy blogs, and then she has the nerve to insist all the lowly female bloggers let her into their club? Chartrand, of all people, knows that everyone is not equal on the Web...she found her work perpetually discounted, insulted, and ignored by men. Men (and people who assume masculine identities) get to have the rest of the Internet. Women get their own tiny little part of it, where women’s voices are actually valued. In those spaces, comments about how these women “wield their feminism like a spiked mace” from the one man valiant enough to “risk his balls” to wade into the comments are not welcome. Obviously.
( She created a male space that—while welcoming to female commenters and clients—is, let’s be honest, more welcoming to men. But now that she’s a Web presence of her own, complete with clients, employees, and substantial readership, does she really have to keep perpetuating the guy thing? ) |
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| Man |
[Dec. 15th, 2009|08:22 am] |
Joe Leiberman is a putz.
And the Democrats reaction to him is pathetic.
That is all. |
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| I Can Haz Administration? |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|03:52 pm] |
According to james_nicoll, the post of Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office had existed in some form for around 450 years until being abandoned by the Blair administration. Which explains a shitload, if you ask me.
Anyway, the post has been reinstated. Sybil is her name and, appropriately, she used to belong to Chancellor Darling. UPDATE: Sybil is deceased and the post is apparently open.
How many cats think they'd be qualified? I'd say all of them. |
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| Wow. |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|02:28 pm] |
Daniel B. Holzman-Tweed does a much better job than I did at making a point.:Many friends and associates are shocked, shocked, I say, to find out that U.S. border guards acted abusively. Some people are so shocked that they are positive that Dr. Watts must have done something to deserve it. Many people base this shock on how often they've crossed the border with nothing but good experiences at the hands of U.S. border guards.
"America leads the world in shock. Unfortunately, America does not lead the world in decoding the causes of shock." -- Gil Scott Heron
Some people, such as delux_vivens, have pointed out that authority abuses by border guards are standard operating procedure for some time now, and most days there are no legal defense funds and letter writing campaigns getting set up for the victims. Knees have jerked, and people are rushing to assure everyone that race has nothing to do with this. Some people have even looked no further than noting that Mr. Watts is white.
...What happened to Dr. Watts happens every single day...Most of time, when it happens most of the people who are making all this fuss about it happening to Dr. Watts don't say boo...This legitimately raises the question of whether people think the problem is that it happened, or that it happened to someone was supposed to have the privilege of not having it happen.
...we live in a country with a history of maintaining a system of white privilege, and part of how that system is maintained is that white people speak up when oppression encroaches our privilege, but allow silence to be the voice of complicity when oppression is oppressing people in order to maintain our privilege. When living under an oppressive system, one can actively or passively support it; but one can only oppose it actively.
...That doesn't mean it's time to beat one's chest and express how utterly guilty we feel because of it, nor does it mean it's time to beat one's chest and express how one refuses to feel guilty about it. This isn't about guilt, it's about recognizing how the game's been set up in order to change the game.
....if all we do now is write letters about Dr. Watts and donate to Dr. Watts legal defense fund, we are part of the problem....the message we're sending is that we only care when it happens to someone white and/or famous...if you've been blogging or commenting or donating or letter writing about Dr. Watts but were conspicuously silent about Prof. Gates, or Amidou Dialo, or Their Name Is Legion; if you've written about the incident but not the daily occurrence...this is your opportunity to choose whether you will be a part of the problem or the solution.
One last thing: Not one word of what I've written is something that hasn't been said by someone else, most likely a person of color. |
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| It's Chamberlain all over again. |
[Dec. 14th, 2009|12:33 pm] |
So, it begins:The Ministry of Defence has closed its UFO investigation unit....In a statement, the MoD said: "The MoD has no opinion on the existence or otherwise of extra-terrestrial life.
"However, in over 50 years, no UFO report has revealed any evidence of a potential threat to the United Kingdom.
"The MoD has no specific capability for identifying the nature of such sightings. There is no defence benefit in such investigation and it would be an inappropriate use of defence resources." I think that qualifier is very telling. Very telling indeed. It's easy to be blase when you've got the police call box on your side.An MoD spokesman added: "Our resources are focused on the top priority - the frontline in Afghanistan. Any legitimate threat to the UK's airspace will spotted by our 24/7 radar checks and dealt with by RAF fighter aircraft."
 FOOLISH HUMANS, WE HAVE A EUROSTAR PASS! |
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| Oh Good God. |
[Dec. 13th, 2009|04:14 pm] |
It's official: Neil LaBute is the Nicolas Cage of film directors. Except Werner Herzog is unlikely to give him a late career save.
I remember when this guy was the edgy playwright coming up through a basement theater in Chicago. I know the man's got to pay the bills, but a remake of a Frank Oz film which came out a scant two years ago? dude. |
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| Hmn. |
[Dec. 13th, 2009|12:14 pm] |
I struggle to avoid ageism because I noticed long ago that quality (good and bad) and chronology (old and new) aren't always connected. Plus time always comes for you no matter what and the karma will roll.
Yet there are things where I'm all, "Honey, you are at the wrong point in your life for that." For example, there's an age where frequent,* lengthy ripping on old people for how they look is pretty pathetic and hypocritical. Myself, I'd place it after high school. To be generous, if one is still obsessively sneering at every inappropriate outfit at 30 (*coff*PerezHilton*coff*mostofTMZ*ahem*) you are declaring "My power comes from an 18 year old's attitude and I'm shitting myself because I'm not."
---- *I include qualifiers because there's always some context when things are okay, funny or taboos to be broken. |
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| For some reason I laughed. |
[Dec. 13th, 2009|10:23 am] |
Here's the headline from the print edition of the Sunday NYT:Houston Becomes Largest City to Elect Openly Gay Mayor I suspect the qualifier is standard editorial practice at some papers, but when combined with "Largest City" in the New York Times, it seemed like it was implying something. |
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